http://theselvedgeyard.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/ultimate-rock-n-roll-on-wheels-the-1970s-van-customization-craze/
Here's a sample...

Nathaniel Hawthorne
People who used to sleep so heavy that they would pee their pants.
Michael Crichton
Doctors who went to third-tier medical schools.
John Grisham
Doctors who went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic.
Dan Brown
People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.
Hunter S Thompson
That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.