World's Largest Swimming Pool

At first glance one would assume (slash HOPE) that this extravagant embarrassment/mess was in Dubai. And not Chile. But you'd only be right if you went with Chile. I've been known to enjoy a pool from time to time, especially one with a swim-up bar. But this crosses a line, especially because San Alfonso del Mar features a much more pleasing beach out front. Yes. Beach>Pool any day.



In a somewhat related story, Chile is battling significantly uncomfortable water issues that threaten one of the world's greatest places.

To SoBe or not to SoBe, is that even a question?

Authors of The Coughing Dog are among those invited to attend the bachelor party for a good friend we'll call the Norseman. With a name like that, one would assume that the adventure will involve shredding, and indeed the idea is to visit a northeastern ski area for a weekend in the early Spring. While the authors of TCD enjoy few things more than slapping on dungus stix and shredding king gnarthur with other members of the round table, this situation does beg the following question: who has two thumbs and thinks that all bachelor parties should be held in South Beach?

Answer: The Kobra

obviously

And in case you're not convinced, watch LMFAO's "I'm in Miami, Bitch" and then try to tell me the most dangerous snake in India is wrong. Because he's not.