A special thanks to CNN for always bringing us the hard hitting news

There are violent protests throughout the middle east, two wars, a faltering economy and too many other serious issues to count; but you know what? This hard-hitting piece about a "mancation" in San Francisco really struck a cord with me. Kidding of course, this is complete horseshit. Best line (included in the screenshot below): "Even a doughnut turned out to be Vegan."

Excellent work CNN, you win for "Most Relevant Lead Story of the Day"