Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Monday, December 20, 2010
Friday, December 25, 2009
Merry Merry
An underrated part of any gift giving occasion is the witty card that can sometimes accompany a present. In the spirit of Christmas, I give to you, the loyal TCD readership, a smattering of Santa's witticisms delivered to me this morning.
Card 1: When what to my wondering eyes should apprear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer! That's when I handed over my keys and took a cab home.
Card 2: Merry Christmas from the Dog. As my gift to you, I promise that I will never again pee on the floor. Is the sofa okay?
The dog in question, who has been peeing on the floor for an amazing 16 Christmases, is pictured below in the bow I made her. Took me all of about two hours last night, which isn't bad considering I carved it from a single piece of cloth.
Card 1: When what to my wondering eyes should apprear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer! That's when I handed over my keys and took a cab home.
Card 2: Merry Christmas from the Dog. As my gift to you, I promise that I will never again pee on the floor. Is the sofa okay?
The dog in question, who has been peeing on the floor for an amazing 16 Christmases, is pictured below in the bow I made her. Took me all of about two hours last night, which isn't bad considering I carved it from a single piece of cloth.
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