Jose Canseco was supposed to fight in a celebrity boxing match over the weekend, only he didn't show. Instead, he sent his twin brother Ozzie to the match. Fans cracked the code by pointing out differences in the tattoos on the fake Canseco.
Apparently Ozzie has filled in for Jose at autograph signings and things like that, but this is the first time that Ozzie has ever tried to fight in his brother's place.
I have two questions:
1.) Typically, a bait and switch is when an inferior product is being advertised as the real thing. In the case of the Canseco brothers, isn't this pretty much a draw?
2.) What kind of life are you living when you can spot different tattoos on an imposing Canseco?
To answer question two, you live this life:
ReplyDeleteYou're running late for your job in 'real estate,' so you crack a Monster energy drink as you jump into your hummer and take off out of your condo complex/subdivision. It's warm, so your sleeves are rolled up exposing the limp bizkit tattoo you have on your forearm....
you get where I'm going with this