Headline of the day: "Charlie Sheen: 'I Unravel Quickly'"

Well no shit Charlie.

Here's the article if you have any interest. I can save you the time and share the best line with you right now though.

From CNN.com:

Charlie Sheen advises people to stay away from crack cocaine "unless you can manage it socially."

That's typically what you hear when you read about someone who uses crack...they're great at managing it socially.