Friday, July 9, 2010

From the Cavs website:

This is a letter from Cavs owner, Dan Gilbert, to all of the Cleveland Cavaliers fans regarding LBJ's decision to join the Miami Heat:

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....



All signs were pointing to LeBron joining Bosh and D-Wade in Miami, but if you think about it, that is not a great move for a lot of reasons:

1.) He wants to win and cites winning as his sole motivation for going to Miami, but with the other two there, is he really going to be the star he was in Cleveland? Who is going to be taking the last shot when the game is on the line? I don't think D-Wade is going to surrender the ball that easily.

2.) If he really could have been given so much money to stay in Cleveland, why wouldn't he take less and have them get more talent to support him?

3.) By joining a team with two other superstars, he's never going to be given the kind of credit Bird, Jordan or Magic got when they won their championships. Those guys all did it on their own for the most part. With Bosh and Wade on the same team as him, his contribution is going to be diluted.

6 comments:

  1. Is this serious? What a whiny bitch. LeBron might be a dickhead but that kind of crying only makes the Cavs look more desperate. And since we're making guarantees...my money is on Wade/Bosh/James and not on Delonte West, Mo Willians and Varejao.

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  2. "There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you."

    This sounds like Lebron could be getting a freshly mowed lawn from this guy.

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  3. Which would be best...I love watching the NBA go down in flames in spectacle like this.

    Are they the worst pro league out there? I think so.

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  4. Disagree with you, Snipes. This has all the trappings of Dan Gilbert losing it and making a poorly-thought-out, emotional announcement. He's just butt hurt that his crappy team will be mired in losing obscurity for the foreseeable future. Totally classless on Gilbert's part. Teams trade players all the time without a second thought as to the situation they'll end up in. Lebron's a grown many who made his own personal economic and professional decision. Last I checked, we respected those in America

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  5. Not really a agree/disagree. That is what he said.

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  6. I just don't think there will be a lawn mowing because I don't think he has serviceable mower, i.e. nothing to say. Just a bunch of generalities like "Lebron didn't try as hard as he could in Cleveland"

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