Mowing Lawns

For those of you on the inside of the inside joke of "mowing lawns," you'll find this funny. Others will not (you're not missing a whole lot). This was taken from the police beat of the local paper from my home town. So many lawn mowings. Exciting stuff:

Mowed over

6/9 at 6:08 p.m. Officers responded to a disturbance on Foreside Road where neighbors were reportedly outside arguing about cutting the grass. One neighbor had reportedly been mowing the other's lawn for some time, but had stopped. When he was approached about it, the lawn mowing neighbor allegedly suggested the owner mow her own lawn. An argument reportedly ensued. Police were able to restore the peace.