God Wants Tim Tebow to be a Bank Teller

Maybe? If Tim Tebow did not possess football skill worthy of being an NFL prospect, his natural trade according to his 22/50 score on the Wonderlic Exam, would be a bank teller (not that thats a bad thing, although getting 44% on anything usually indicates massive dumbass). Tebow, one of the more obnoxious athletes willing to drop a shameless plug for Jesus Christ at the sight of a microphone, received the worst score out of the top four NFL QB prospects in this year's draft. Douche #2 Jimmy Clausen edged out Tebow with a smooth 23/50 which might allow him to unload the Brink's truck if he snaps a femur.

Luckily for Tebow, the Wonderlic Exam really means a whole lot of nothing as an indication for what an NFL career will look like. 49ers QB Alex Smith scored a 40/50 and the rumor is that the Niners might be looking to replace him with Tebow. Accomplished QBs like Dan Marino, Jim Kelly and Donovan McNabb received 15,15, and 14, respectively. 10/50 means you can read.

I'll give Tebow some credit. Obviously he is a smart guy. Just look at his 3.66 GPA at The University of Florida in his double major of Economic Theory and Comparative Foreign Policy. Sorry. Typo. I meant his major in Family, Youth and community services.