LAUGHABLE

"Good work, Sox."

Marco Scutaro.

HA!

This dudes "career year" at 33 in his big free agent season last year?

Look out! .282 AVG, .379 OBP, .409 SLG and a whopping 12 dingers! I mean, really?

It's been a while since Marco tore it up for the Metropolitans, batting a scorching .218 as he got closer to the Mendoza line in each of his memorable 75 games, so it will be nice to have the opportunity to hate him again.

The weekly Scutaro watch begins Opening Day